For the first time since I was 23 my New Year’s Resolutions don’t include a new diet program. In fact, today I plan on eating greasy Mexican food, ice cream and whatever else doesn’t aggravate my pregnancy induced heart burn.
Yes, I've gained weight.
QUITE A BIT OF WEIGHT.
The kind of weight the makes your jaw line disappear and your ankles turn in to cankles.
Oh well. Pregnancy is the one time when it's perfectly acceptable to gain lots of weight so pass me another slice of pie please. My belly is so big I can no longer reach my toes. Luckily this wonderful man has become my pedicurist.
We both agree it's quite possibly the worst paint job ever but beggers can’t be choosers and I'm nothing but grateful.
My dad emailed and asked me what's the best possible script I could write for myself in 2011.
It's a worthy and wise question. Definitely one worth putting a pen to paper to as I ponder it today.
What about your script for 2011?
