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This week I got the flu. I mean I REALLY GOT THE FLU! The week previous my two sons had it and were now on the mend while I was on the start. I did nothing but lay. If matters couldn't get any worse...Jake went away on a business trip for the same two days I was completely out of commission.
From my place on the sofa I watched my boys go completely comatose as the TV was on from sun up till sun down. I watched my 1 year old walk right up to my 4 year old and whack him on the head with a light saber sword and I did nothing. I watched my 1 year old's diaper sag lower and lower and lower until I could see his little crack peek out the top. I watched my 4 year old tip-toe in to the kitchen and sneak cookies then eat them behind the door like a little chipmunk and I just rolled over.
While I was laying there witnessing all these crimes I felt tremendous guilt but had no energy to do anything about it. Now that I'm feeling a bit better I look back and realize they probably enjoyed having a day without the mommy police enforcing rules. That's my justification anyway...
P.S. I'm sorry to all you who I haven't returned phone calls or stood you up on visiting teaching appointments...you'll be hearing from my sorry self soon.
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5 comments:
When Mommy is sick, I think it's perfectly fine for them to simply survive. Glad you're feeling better!
i am so sorry. at least you can do that and just hang out. it seems like when i am they never let me even if they are comatose in front of the tv too. and to make it worse you had no help! i am so so sorry. i hope you feel better....some days it sucks being mom!
Don't these near death experiences give you a renewed appreciation for your spirituality...?
Nice to hear you survived this little test of life.
Oh, I love your mommy confessions, so I can totally relate. Very sorry to your husband was gone. I had the flu myself the past couple of days, so I don't know how you got through it. Hoping you don't get sick again for a long time!
LOVE IT.Not you getting sick. Just the hilarious post. And you are super inspiring in the home design area. You're super creative and my mom and I have been awed. :)
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