7.02.2010

@$%#!

There comes a time when your child utters his first swear word.
Obviously, it's shocking to hear your little "angel" tarnish his reputation with such profanity.
At the same time, it's also quite comedic.
The 2nd time "the word" is spoken, a stern talkin' to is in order.
The 3rd time requires more drastic measures.


There's no dirty word Ivory can't wash clean.

32 comments:

Hello Lover... said...

That. Is. Awesome.

I love how it looks like he has actually taken bites out of it! You'll be forever grateful you caught this moment on camera!

Tonia Lee Smith said...

Michelle? That is just too funny. I have to admit this is tactic that my Grandmother used. This is one of those photos that you pull out when he's married.

Janell @ House of Fifty said...

Oh...hysterical. Max just swore for the first time (that I know of!) the other day and when he got his talking to and time out I told him I could be washing his mouth out with soap, like MY MOM did to ME!!!!!

I just showed Max this post and he said, "that's a mean mommy"...I say you are a SMART mommy!

Janell

Dayka Robinson said...

lol @ the "mean mommy". this is cute, and his face is too funny. good thing you got it on film. i bet it will be awhile before you hear another word like that!

LisaBR said...

Two things I love...it looks like you made him chew the bar of soap. :) And his haircut...adorable!

the cape on the corner said...

i will never forget watching my mom literally wash my brother's mouth out with soap, while i stood by feeling superior. awesome! i like your angle, a little lick can do some good!

lemondropdreams said...

My husband gets crazy when I threaten soap. He says it's so gross and it'll make them throw up. He speaks 100% from experience if that tells you anything. I had about 15 boys over for my sons 10th b-day a year ago, and it was like a scene out of the movie Sandlot. A lot of spitting and mild expletives. I guess its nature of the beast when you have boys!

fijiangirl said...

Been there! Love the fact that you remembered to capture this moment!

Room 209 said...

Haha! Thank goodness for moms like you! I would like to use that trick in my classroom. :)

Leah said...

Love it, just used this picture as a "teaching tool" for my 3 and 5 yr old. Thank you for capturing that moment on camera:)

Aja said...

Ohmygosh this is awesome! You crack me up! I love that you took a picture. Once is all it should take! :)

Anonymous said...

JAJAJAJAJA THIS IS SO FUNNY.... TOOK ME BACK YO MY CHILDHOOD!!!! POOR LITTLE THING... BUT THAT WILL TEACH HIM FOR A WHILE.... AND YOU GOT THE MATERIAL FOR FUTURE THREATENING!

Joi said...

This is hilarious. You are too funny and I bet he'll be watching his choice of words from now on. : )

Beth said...

I did that with my daughter, but then once she tasted it she got really mad and started pitching a fit. The soap started to make bubbles as she tried to spit it out. She looked like a raving lunatic with rabies. It worked though! That's the important thing, right?

Nicole said...

That picture reminds me of some not-so fun childhood memories!

Unknown said...

Lolololl!! He's soo prety !!
That's it. No more ugly names...

kiss

Trista said...

Thanks for being a good mom, and for taking a hilarious picture.

Anonymous said...

Lesson learned (I hope). My 11 year old son still remembers when he had to "rinse" his mouth out with soap... kinda like Ralphie from The Christmas Story.

Sarah said...

I still can't smell Ivory soap without thinking of the yucky taste..you chose the same soap as my mother I see.

TAYBEL said...

I only had to bite on soap once and I never swore (or got caught) again. :)

Amy said...

I remember vividly my mother squirting dish soap into my little sister's mouth. The irony is that my mother had a severe caca mouth herself.

Anonymous said...

He has it easier than I did: I had to brush my teeth with liquid soap!

Ange said...

That's a classic photo, haha.
My husband used that 'treatment' with our daughter. I call it 'making memories'.
Angex

Pop said...

I'll bet he never cusses again...at least not around his Mother..

Unknown said...

LOL.
Your a good mom.

Love your blog!

Laura HH said...

LOL! My mom did that once to me, and never had to do it again!
Just did it on my daughter a few months ago. Pretty sure she will listen next time I tell her something is a bad word!

Kim said...

oh ivory soap, how i don't miss your taste in my mouth....

that's the same soap i had to wash my mouth out with when i was little!

hopefully he learns! i sure did! hopefully this is a lesson learned for your other little guy too!

keywestsuz said...

To this day the smell of Ivory soap makes me gag for this exact reason! That's one thing I will never forget!

Anonymous said...

lol! hilarious!
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Katy @ Eat Drink & Decorate said...

yeah - I can't use Ivory soap to this day because the smell still bothers me from all my "eating soap" punishment. Sad but true - my mouth is much cleaner these days - promise!

The Preppy Strawberry said...

that is awesome! He definitely will remember that taste! Hopefully, think about that the next time he wants to use a @$%# word! Haha - great picture!

SophieJP said...

you go girl! That's the way to do it!