10.28.2009

my heels.

Have you ever read Tamstyles blog? She just had a giveaway and I won a pillow of my choice from Nena Von's Etsy shop. Thanks Tam and Nena, I can't wait! Anyway, Tami is always blogging about her fab shoe collection. In honor of her, I'm blogging about my swanky red heels. I'm not so much a shoe gal but you want to talk purses and handbags and you've got my undivided attention.



I've had these swanky heels for a few months. As much as I dream about these babies and me being good friends we just don't get along. I really want to thank the "genius" who invented a shoe where a woman is supposed to look gracious while walking around on two 4-inch pegs, toes smashed together. Brilliant idea. Foot doctors, worldwide, love it when woman walk around in these things.

This is how I look when I put on my lovely red heels:
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I'm almost positive that heels may have been invented by a man who wanted to get back at his wife for burning his dinner.?

10.23.2009

stumped.

Oh how I wish I had unlimited funds to play with. I've been dreaming of this recycled aluminum table for months now but I'm afraid $99.00 it too steep for something I may tire of next year. Who am I kidding? I highly doubt I could tire of it...I'm just a cheepskate.

My little man and I visited a lumber yard yesterday and picked up this wood stump for a couple of bucks. I spray painted it with a coat of Smoke Gray (Krylon).

My new little side table.

I topped it with a mirror just the right size from Target.

10.21.2009

if I had a penny...

for each time I saw this poster I'd be rich.
A statement at first but now it's kind of trendy.
I must not be alone in my thinking:
Someone has got a cute sense of humor don't they?

10.19.2009

samson and sons.

We just returned from 4 days in Vegas visiting Grandparents. My men always look forward to Vegas where G-ma Sai dote's on them with some good old fashioned spoiling. Suckers right after teeth have been brushed, chocolate milk with cereal, McDonalds for lunch, playing the "Wii" in to the "Wee" hours of the night. Who needs Disney Land?

Mom and I also spent some girl time gabbin and shoppin, shoppin and gabbin. Check out our loot...



The mirror was $10.00 and the chandelier was $5.00.
I plan to spray paint both. The mirror...maybe a chalkboard?

Vegas has WAY better thrift stores than Tucson. Ding, dong me forgot my camera. I found 3 harp back wood chairs with upholstered seats for $4.99 each, an old french wood desk with really pretty legs for $40.00 and a gold and glass end table for $10.00. If I had a trailer to haul it back to Tucson I would have bought it all...WHY? WHY? WHY?

My most exciting score of the trip...


You're not going to believe how much I paid for this. $5.00! Found it at a warehouse that sells old hotel furniture. See here. All the chairs in the parking lot are $5.00 because they are damaged in some way...again, ding dong me forgot her camera. No matter, since I plan to re-upholster it anyway (although I do love the thick, orangey corduroy). Maybe I'll enlist the inmates on this job.

10.16.2009

Dresser's found!

I'm shocked at your responses to my Craigslist dresser find! In fact one of you reported that someone even took my picture and posted it in a "Want Ad" on Craigslist in their city. Whoever you are...you're in big trouble. Just kidding. Actually quite the contrary, I'm flattered.

Yeserday, I checked The Girl's Estate Sales (not to be confused with the Girl's Next Door...don't show up expecting Holly, Kendra or Bridget to be selling grandma's antiques) and look what I found. You can buy this beauty on Saturday (in Tucson) at their estate sale. Check here for more details. Maybe they'll ship it to you?
I'm in Vegas right now hoopin' it up with my mom. I jumped on the Vegas CL to see if there were any fabulous finds I could pack in my suitcase. Look what I came accross.
$75.00 Here.

10.14.2009

My new 4:20.

About a month ago I spent some time with my go-to pal, Craig and thought I found a score. The ad read something to the effect of, "Elegant all-wood dresser with great bones. Gently used." Looks very similar to a certain dresser I recently did a makeover on. I drove all the way across town 1 1/2 hours round trip...yadi, yadi. (When you're a busy mom, finding 1 1/2 hours to do some "luxury" shopping, alone, is what we call a momentous occasion).

When I arrived at the Blue Lagoon Apartments I really should have just kept driving. The tenant next door gave me a good look over and was sporting a yellow-stained wife beater, an unlit cigarette hanging out the side of her mouth (yes, I said her), and a pit bull drooling all over the sidewalk.


Interesting young couple met me at the door.

"Married?" The male asked.

"Where's your husband to help me carry this *&%$?"

I hadn't even seen the dresser, let alone made any committment to buy it but from the looks of the situation, these were the type of people you don't say "NO" to.

I opened and closed every drawer to see how good the bones were. When I got to the last drawer the girl asked me if I could turn around because she didn't want me to see what was in the drawer. At that moment, "GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!" was running through my head but I was in to deep now. Like it or not, that dresser was coming home with me.


"What does '4:20' mean that's etched in the top"? I innocently asked.



They laughed.


I Googled it.


Now I know.



I'm thinkin my new $25.00. dresser was a rip off.


We'll see.

10.12.2009

Escape from Alcatraz.

My 2 yr. old has earned the nickname, Hoodini. His newest trick: escaping out of the house to ride his Spiderman scooter any chance he gets (or creates). He's figured out that by dragging the step stool from the bathroom he can reach the "child proof" lock. I'm on to him. I hid the stool last night.

This afternoon I came around the corner and caught him trying to lean the potty seat against the door to stand on it to assist his getaway. I can just imagine the conversation going on in his head. "Hmmm? No stool. Potty seat might work." I hid around the corner and watched his evolving problem solving skills in action as he struggled to make the akward "step" work. "STINK...that big hole in the middle is not helping!" I so wanted to grab the camera but any realization of an audience would have ruined the moment.

10.10.2009

Craig, you've done it again!

My new BFF, Elisabeth, a new blogger with a keen eye for style, emailed me this Craigslist find in Charleston, SC. Seller is asking around $300. (O.B.O.) is actually wanting to part with this beauty?! Are they crazy? Do they not know what kind of gem they have? We've been scheming through email ways that we could find enough money to buy this find and give it the proper love. Just a little paint and upholstery would hit it out of the ballpark. Sadly, she already has a fab bed and sadly, I don't live in Charleston. So will someone please buy this and put us both out of our misery!?

I think the universe trying to send the message that it is meant to be hers because she came accross this identical headboard on Style Swoon. Are you swooning yet?

Can you imagine how much this bed would go for in a boutique store? $300.00 is a steal!


10.08.2009

I.T.P.

Thanks to Roeshel over at the DIY Show Off for featuring me on her blog today. I never considered myself a DIY'er. Rather, an ITP'er (I'm Too Poor [to afford retail]). She make's us DIY'ers / ITP'ers look cool!




Thriftin'.

While killin' some time before picking my oldest from preschool my littlest man and I found ourselves at a thrift store (killing time + thrift store = dangerous combination). I found these two bookends.



One coat of spray paint...GIDDY-UP!




I paid a lot less than this $79.00 version from Z Gallerie!


10.06.2009

Let's talk slipcovers.

My inbox has been flooded with questions about my slipcovers so it's time to dish. Pre-children, we bought these lovely cream colored, microfiber sofas. The sales lady told me that microfiber is super kid friendly (for when our kiddos came). She lied. I was constantly scrubbing these babies to get dirt out. And let it be known that I don't think we're dirty people either. We don't wear shoes in the house, we don't eat on the sofas and we don't have pets. Nonetheless, the sofas always looked spotty to me.

I invested in some Sure-Fit slipcovers. Once I got them on on (1 1/2 hours worth of fitting, tucking, steaming, etc.) they were lovely. Then my husband plopped down on the sofa and it looked like a wrinkled mess. They came untucked, then they were baggy and I was mad.

So my options were either purchasing new sofas, having my sofas re-upholstered or having custom slipcovers made. I did the latter and haven't regreted it since. Custom slipcovers are def. the way to go. They fit perfectly and no puddling of excess fabric. With my hard-core, DIY attitude I thought I could do them myself so I bought a how-to dvd online... I later threw in the towel and had them made. Going the custom route can cost anywhere from $300.+. depending on what kind of detail you want.

People always ask me what possesed me to choose white with children. Here's my thing. Many of my friends (sorry to "out" you my friends) have dark sofas. They are great for hiding dirt and mess. The thing is, even though the sofa looks clean I know very well thay they are filthy. You would never not wash your bed sheets regularly. Yet I see kids with their faces directly on the sofa watching tv and all I can think is GROSS! With slipcovers you can take the whole thing off and wash it. With white I can even bleach all the germs and stains right out them. Yes, my kids jump, wrestle and sometimes nap and the sofas and I have no issues with them getting ruined.
If you decide to do slipcovers here are a few tips on getting the most out of them.
1. Pre-shrink your fabric by washing it first before your slipcovers are made.
2. When your slipcovers need a wash don't dry them completely because they won't fit. Put them on your sofa slighly damp and snug. That way when they dry they will fit perfectly.
3. I tuck pieces of foam in the cracks and crevices of my slipcovered sofa. The foam just helps grasp they fabric so it doesn't shift or move around.
4. If you choose white, don't bleach them too often. Suprisingly, over bleaching will yellow your slipcovers. I like to use Oxy clean for a crisp white look.

A lot of you have asked how I keep my house looking so tidy.
Here's my answer: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I have two boys who know how to make a good old fashioned mess. From 7pm to 6am my house looks lovely (because they are asleep). The rest of the time it often looks like disaster central. Every surface in my house MUST be washable or wipeable. I have a hand held dust-buster that works overtime. I also do touch up paint monthly on my walls because apparently I have budding artists.
Dang, I think I just ruined the impression you all had that I was perfect.
So there!
(Hope that helps).


10.05.2009

My fill dirt brings all the boys to the yard...

I'm convinced if you want boys to do something, you've got to bribe them with a little dirt.
They're attracted to dirt like white on rice.

Can't get your boys to come to the dinner table? Serve up a side of dirt.


Can't get them to pee directly in the potty? Throw in some dirt.

4 boys in the barrow...aren't they cute?



10.02.2009

Finally, my bedroom reveal!

Can you believe it?
I'm finally revealing my bedroom!
Let's revisit some ghastly before pictures.




AFTER...











Bed: Z Gallerie
Lamps: Target
Yellow Trays: Crate and Barrel
Matching Bedside Dressers: Local unfinished wood furniture store,
painted Ralph Lauren-Neutral White.
Gray and Cream Bedding: Crate and Barrel
Decorative Pillows: Target
Sunburst Mirror: DIY Project
Curtains: Bed, Bath and Beyond
Yellow Dresser: Craigslist + I also painted it yellow.
Hardware for dressers: My Knobs.com
Wingback chair: Antique store which I had re-upholstered
Floorboard art above yellow dresser: DIY Project made from leftover wood floorboards.

Glidden-Granite Grey
Behr-Evening Hush


Thanks again Michelle R for snapping the pics.